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When Bad People Eat Things They Shouldn't...

and forget to floss

Name:
The Sarcasm Eating Beast
Birthdate:
27 July
External Services:
  • thesarcasmbeast@livejournal.com
Aka: Brigadier General Sarcasm Eating Beast

I’m a gap year student; this means that if you see me posting about Kentucky Fried Chicken midday on a Tuesday you don't have to defriend me for having fleas or an STD. At least, not yet.

I collect unprovable arguments and unfounded prejudices, which I then talk about to vegetarians because it makes me laugh. I also invented a religion based on a giant cylinder and a sixty foot Dr. Who, (back before that sort of thing got popular and was hijacked by the American media), but my Mother forced me to put the idea back in the box, before someone got hurt.

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